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School Lunch Salisbury Steak To Die For
“The steak is why I continue to be a teacher at this school despite such little pay because frankly, the Salisbury here is better than sex.”
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Motivational Speaker Just Not Feeling Up to It
“If I do go speak, I know afterwards I’ll be glad I went and did, but man, I seriously just don’t want to do jack shit today.”
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